hi! my name is karmen

(via earthdad)

thatfunnyblog:

Me at work

bikinipowerbottom:

tommytv:

thugmissus:

queen

ultimate ice bucket challenge aesthetic. 

For those of you who cant understand: “Hi I’m Donatella Fversace. Excepted the ice bucke shallenge and uh I nominate Perdon Bolfnsdkgl, Fa Rell, en Priss. Em no jus here to fruin my meku please nonate to AF’sL. No fect AHHHVHSDFDSHF”

(via jraphic)

waywardcastiel:

i hate it when you’re walking along and you suddenly become really self-conscious about the way you are walking so you concentrate on walking normally and just end up like

image

(via crystallized-teardrops)

evolutional:

if u have perfectly clear skin and u complain about one tiny little blemish i will personally beat u with a shovel 

(via fake-mermaid)

"Confidence is being able to say “Fuck you, I’m the shit” without opening your mouth, say it with your walk, with your smile, say it with your entire being."

— Tati-Ana Mercedes (via timid)

(Source: unpardeojitosnegros, via jraphic)

trust-me-imma-doctor:

realslimcaity:

THIS SCENE RUINED MY LIFE

I dont even watch this show and this is literally the cutest thing I have ever seen

(Source: supagirl, via stability)

deepthroatmom:

holycheesenrice:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

seriously? are you kidding me? 
That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.

*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

deepthroatmom:

holycheesenrice:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

seriously? are you kidding me? 

That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.

*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

(Source: pu12in, via starllex)

am0ura:

Freshman vs sr year

am0ura:

Freshman vs sr year

(Source: beysfierce, via cuntsack)

fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

(via cuntsack)

(Source: pleatedjeans, via oknope)

hbunot:

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

(Source: hbunot, via sniffing)

(Source: vorfreudde, via cokeheroine)