My lifes not going too great at the moment. I had planned to have petted at least 40% of the dogs on planet earth by now and I have petted maybe 0.5% of the dogs.
I just did the math and it turns out 0.5% of the dogs on the planet is 26 million and I dont even think I’ve petted that many :(
"If you know yourself, you’ll not be harmed by what is said about you."
— Arab proverb (via vehxt)
what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest”
have you ever been so attracted to someone that it upset you deep within your soul
Hey I’m Josh, Message me a :) and i’ll follow you no matter what your blog type is! Just trying to make friends!Xx
go away josh